NO MORE DISCRIMINATION IN BOOKS!

Brothers and sisters, aren't all books created equal? Who are we to say that this book shouldn't be allowed in schools? Or that some other book should be? Who died and made us king of the books? If I want to read "Grapes of Wrath," gosh darn it I will. I don't need some all powerful book council telling me what I can and can't read. I say no more bans, let kids and adults alike decide what books they want to read. If Little Johnny decides to read such and such, I say we let him. Sure, we could provide some ratings to help guide children like him to better book choices. But we shouldn't go overboard. If someone really wants a book, they can get it anyway. So if they ban something, it doesn't really do anything. So we should just stop it. This message was sponsored by The Book Banning Council. Just kidding.